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Writing Fight / Action Scenes. With Examples.

Posted on July 26, 2019

Category: Writing
Saw other blogs about writing fight scenes. I didn’t like most of the few I read. Plus I figured I had helpful information to add; examples being one of those things. I decided to attempt my own post on the subject. I visualize the fight in my head like a movie. Every arm and leg movement to hair swishing about. I write down much less than I imagine. Well at least on edit. For the

Shark Skin

Posted on July 19, 2019

Category: Dreams
I suppose it’s obvious a dream which had a shark in it was a nightmare. I held a shark maybe 4 inches long but a little stubby like a piranha. It bit through my skin and burrowed inside me. I tried to hold it in place as it moved all around under my skin. For what seemed like the longest time that wasn’t working. Some guy in a lab coat was standing next to me

Why Women can’t Womansplain.

Posted on July 13, 2019

Category: Joke
Wife: did you unplug it? Husband: I’m not stupid. Wife: There’s a capacitor in there. Husband: I know there’s a capacitor in there. Wife: You’re going to electrocute yourself doing that. Husband: I know what I’m doing. 2 seconds later, flash, loud pop, the smell of burnt metal. Husband almost having a heart attack. Women explaining to men is just an attempt to keep them alive for 2 seconds longer. Get notified of new posts

Using Life Events as Parts of Stories

Posted on July 5, 2019

Category: Writing
In celebration of the 4th of July here in the U.S.A, I’d like to point out things that may have happened to you, me, or someone at the time. You can use many things to spruce up your book. When the fireworks went off, did your dog hide? You can add a dog into your story and have the explosions from an alien attack cause your dog to become fearful and hide under the bed

Do you like Mechas?

Posted on June 28, 2019

Category: Writing
I’m not using “Mech” though I like the sound of it better. If you search that it tends to show “Mecha” anyway. One key thing I find concerning Mechas is when they’re in a story, whether in a book, anime, or a game, there are lots of models and a tendency to have many swappable parts. I come up with a bunch of information for my Mechas. It’s hard to come up with cool names

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