Why Women can’t Womansplain.

Wife: did you unplug it?
Husband: I’m not stupid.
Wife: There’s a capacitor in there.
Husband: I know there’s a capacitor in there.
Wife: You’re going to electrocute yourself doing that.
Husband: I know what I’m doing.
2 seconds later, flash, loud pop, the smell of burnt metal. Husband almost having a heart attack.

Women explaining to men is just an attempt to keep them alive for 2 seconds longer.

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